samsara inri

4,054,100

September 2026 points

Scores updated 8 min ago

Tweets: 133
Likes: 38,933
Retweets: 293
Replies: 136
Quote tweets: 12
2× boosted: 1
Followers: 266+67

Every scored tweet

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Tweet	Likes	Retweets	Replies	Quotes	Boost	Points
i used to be a delivery driver. today my sister tells me that she was talking to her friend's brother and he said that SIX YEARS AGO a pretty girl delivered him pizza and he still hasn't stopped thinking about it. she showed him a pic and it was me Aug 10🥇 Gold	37,706	286	37	7	—	3,866,200
@JormJohn hm that's a bit pricey for me Aug 11	550	0	1	0	—	55,500
I was trying to get my 16 yr old sister to hang out with me instead of her friends by saying blood is thicker than water. Then she tells me, "the blood spilled in battle is thicker than the water of the womb". bro WHAT Aug 7	89	1	3	0	—	10,100
my least favorite part of genesis is when noah, after being the last righteous human and only one worthy of being saved from the flood, gets drunk and passes out naked in front of his kids Aug 7	46	0	10	0	—	6,900
It doesn’t really make logical sense but upon investigating my experience, I realized that if I go deep enough, confronting every aspect of reality that I’m resisting means confronting my own death Aug 12	28	0	4	2	—	4,500
Bringing my teenage sister to a fractal Boston dinner tonight. Start em young Aug 12	14	0	1	1	2× Fractal	4,400 2,200 × 2
I wanted to save people but now I realize I can only love them https://t.co/8qUe8m3hiJ Aug 23	26	3	0	0	—	3,800
another funny story from my delivery driver days is that once i wore sandals and a customer said "if i tip you will you use the money to get your toes done" https://t.co/EBH8UAEBXP Aug 12	33	0	1	0	—	3,800
Academic philosophy be like “how many different ways can we argue over arbitrary reifications while simultaneously ignoring the self evident characteristics of reality imbued in our own experience” Aug 9	22	1	2	0	—	3,200
I was posting my intimate spiritual thoughts for like a year getting 3 likes, then I post something that contains the word “pretty girl” and go viral. This is the world we live in Aug 11	17	0	2	0	—	2,400
i met this guy over the weekend and he said he worked for a startup that makes an ai that guesses whether people's insurance claims will be approved or denied. i said "oh that sounds kinda evil". he literally replied "yeah it's pretty evil". what Aug 31	11	0	4	0	—	2,200
i am now the lowliest soldier in the tpot wars @Prigoose Aug 6	9	0	3	1	—	2,100
I used to always take the midnight bus between NYC and Boston and wonder why my commutes were so cursed and unhinged. Anyways i am now enjoying a very comfortable and civilized afternoon ride Aug 15	15	0	1	0	—	2,000
It’s a great day for NINJUTSU Aug 18	14	0	1	0	—	1,900
it's astounding the degree to which i thought the way to do anything was to pile on more tanha Aug 11	12	0	1	0	—	1,700
first viral tweet giving me a fighting chance in the tpot wars https://t.co/7Jfxj20OVk https://t.co/zo8N63tavP Aug 11	11	0	1	0	—	1,600
A guy I know was having such a hard time letting go of his books that he paid me to give him emotional support and pack them up. Anyways if anyone else in NYC needs this service lmk Aug 9	11	0	1	0	—	1,600
Riding my dad’s XL men’s bike that I inherited and attempted to feminize all over brooklyn https://t.co/Bu8kww8gey Aug 7	10	0	0	1	—	1,600
@aaaronwill @venividinotavi Try to catch up to me Aug 31	6	0	3	0	—	1,500
“The vitamin” was just love bro https://t.co/hTy6BywtS2 Aug 30	10	0	1	0	—	1,500
Success! she loved it https://t.co/YKNDRAKQKt Aug 13	12	0	0	0	—	1,500
When u guys wear a skirt do u pull it up or down to use the bathroom Aug 12	8	0	2	0	—	1,500
So done with consumerism I’m learning to sew https://t.co/v4w0O7Vs33 Aug 17	9	0	1	0	—	1,400
@WystanTBS Wystan I can’t help but notice you have had ONE woman on your podcast in four years Aug 16	9	0	1	0	—	1,400
@SpiritDirtbag Tragic but return to faith is even more beautiful than never having left Aug 13	6	1	1	0	—	1,400
Today is a great day for KIRTAN RAVE @janitachalam Aug 19	8	0	1	0	—	1,300
Many are saying this https://t.co/Bh8QFvbixf Aug 11	10	0	0	0	—	1,300
Be still and know that I am Dog https://t.co/inQmcxeyXp Aug 15	7	0	1	0	—	1,200
Colors I associate with each borough Queens: 🟣⚪️ Brooklyn: 🟤🟠 Manhattan: ⚪️🔵 The Bronx: 🟢🔴 Staten Island: 🔵 Aug 27	6	0	1	0	—	1,100
@tasshinfogleman What about this one https://t.co/IQ1JYnOag4 Aug 23	4	0	2	0	—	1,100
NYC BHAVACAKRA. anyways pu tmrw https://t.co/o3iVK9rerU Aug 15	5	1	0	0	—	1,100
@WystanTBS Just wear ur monk outfit dude Aug 13	6	0	1	0	—	1,100
@Prigoose did you tell her about the goddess? Aug 11	6	0	1	0	—	1,100
if i had a nickel for every time someone called the cops on me for walking on the street without shoes i'd have two nickels Aug 9	8	0	0	0	—	1,100
@davidshimel maybe there's a lesson here about forgiveness actually Aug 7	4	0	2	0	—	1,100
@Philip2Phl99 No idea but I’m abt to start working in spiritual support in medical rehab/hospice this fall so I’ll figure it out Aug 17	5	0	1	0	—	1,000
@SpiritDirtbag i was once trying to find a prayer in arabic and put it how i heard it phonetically into chatgpt (basically gibberish) and it actually worked Aug 11	3	0	2	0	—	1,000
@TylerAlterman Welcome back! Aug 11	5	0	1	0	—	1,000
@aaaronwill Never would have done this but thanks Aug 31	4	0	1	0	—	900
@nopranablem Yup apparently the song “rock a bye baby” is for mothers to help channel their rage in a healthy way through singing about an infant falling to their death ?? Aug 19	2	0	2	0	—	900
The brooklyn orthodox jewish population is single handedly keeping the minivan industry in business Aug 16	6	0	0	0	—	900
@tasshinfogleman Same. Feels like a healthy attachment bond in my life Aug 16	4	0	1	0	—	900
@christineist what do you practice? Aug 9	4	0	1	0	—	900
thus determining the future of humanity Aug 7	6	0	0	0	—	900
@michaeltong_ My first! lol https://t.co/rncYiKHxQ1 Aug 30	3	0	1	0	—	800
@wordrotator @tasshinfogleman Aug 19	3	0	1	0	—	800
@Offadare Gravity and grace is one of my favorite books Aug 16	5	0	0	0	—	800
@corbindreams I’ve been doing ideal friend! Mostly with an image of my dad when he was my age in the army lol Aug 15	3	0	1	0	—	800
@mrmarstoday @WystanTBS Aug 15	3	0	1	0	—	800
@vividvoid Can u run it in nyc? lol Aug 13	3	0	1	0	—	800
@Prigoose HELLOOOO Aug 7	3	0	1	0	—	800
@venividinotavi you guys are really doing this just to be 3.5 million points behind me for second place Aug 31	4	0	0	0	—	700
@fishpresskeys i will be waiting 📩 Aug 30	2	0	1	0	—	700
@tasshinfogleman Pleased to be reading a book now from the spinoff branch of said library Aug 16	2	0	1	0	—	700
Or really just looking at the three marks prob is more accurate Aug 12	4	0	0	0	—	700
@__drewface Yeah I think she’s coming in a couple weeks Aug 12	2	0	1	0	—	700
@__drewface Sure! Lmk if u want her contact info Aug 12	2	0	1	0	—	700
@funplings Ny is not in New England Aug 12	2	0	1	0	—	700
@QiaochuYuan Was it good Aug 11	2	0	1	0	—	700
@brimmingvessel No I have Samvega Aug 11	2	0	1	0	—	700
@AlexKrusz What do you attribute the change in heat baseline to? Aug 11	2	0	1	0	—	700
@AlexKrusz how? Aug 11	2	0	1	0	—	700
@TheHeadless235 When I was a kid I read a biography of Picasso and this was a detail they gave abt this childhood of how he immediately stood out as a great artist Aug 11	2	0	1	0	—	700
@tasshinfogleman lol i used to pretend my crush or someone was coming over when cleaning Aug 10	4	0	0	0	—	700
@michaeltong_ is this ai Aug 8	2	0	1	0	—	700
@janitachalam I had a radio show in college Aug 7	2	0	1	0	—	700
@tasshinfogleman omw Aug 6	2	0	1	0	—	700
@funplings @mesopissed This is so beautiful! Aug 30	3	0	0	0	—	600
@rotundrutabaga what book r u working with? Aug 30	1	0	1	0	—	600
@WillBamberg Lfg Aug 18	1	0	1	0	—	600
@_space_punk_ By far the best one I’ve seen Aug 17	3	0	0	0	—	600
@Prigoose ladies sewing circle?? Aug 17	1	0	1	0	—	600
@WystanTBS Yo can my nano banana have image creds please. Aug 17	1	0	1	0	—	600
@davidshimel Don’t be fooled she is lethal Aug 15	1	0	1	0	—	600
@tasshinfogleman @vals_pals_ No freaking wayyyyy Aug 15	1	0	1	0	—	600
@SpiritDirtbag If this is a reference I don’t get it Aug 14	1	0	1	0	—	600
@Philip2Phl99 21st century ken kesey Aug 13	1	0	1	0	—	600
@zencephalon @tasshinfogleman https://t.co/nunAu7UYw9 Aug 12	3	0	0	0	—	600
@owlthatissuperb @visakanv Wow did that give u any psychological complexes down the line? Aug 12	1	0	1	0	—	600
@funplings Haunting even Aug 12	3	0	0	0	—	600
@tasshinfogleman A home with a lending library in her name! Aug 12	1	0	1	0	—	600
@rotundrutabaga Damn I forgot Covid was a thing Aug 11	1	0	1	0	—	600
@SpiritDirtbag Aren’t they divorced? Aug 11	1	0	1	0	—	600
@adavya_sharma He was 57 so I hope not Aug 9	1	0	1	0	—	600
@QiaochuYuan did u already know that or were u particularly inspired to read the "blood is thicker than water" wikipedia page Aug 7	1	0	1	0	—	600
@pav_light WHAT WAS THIS LINE FOR i saw it on the way to tea Aug 6	1	0	1	0	—	600
@adavya_sharma wait did your company do this too? Aug 31	0	0	1	0	—	500
@venividinotavi YOOO KHRAUNGBIN SHIRT? Aug 31	2	0	0	0	—	500
@funplings @aaaronwill @venividinotavi one banger i guess Aug 31	2	0	0	0	—	500
@aaaronwill all the noises destroyed our eardrums Aug 30	2	0	0	0	—	500
@WystanTBS God bless this hot mess indeed Aug 17	2	0	0	0	—	500
@tasshinfogleman Just read on earth we’re briefly gorgeous King killer ofc I’ve been returning to a lot of childhood faves like phantom tollbooth, liesl and po Cormac McCarthy james Baldwin and Jack Kerouac also authors I rlly like Aug 16	2	0	0	0	—	500
@pav_light Would love to join Aug 16	2	0	0	0	—	500
NYC is ideal mother Jerusalem is ideal father Aug 16	2	0	0	0	—	500
@tasshinfogleman Yours! Aug 15	2	0	0	0	—	500
@funplings Stop Aug 13	2	0	0	0	—	500
@vividvoid @WystanTBS Nice lmk if u need logistical/admin support (Wystan can vouch for my retreat management experience) Aug 13	2	0	0	0	—	500
@eleventhturning in the darkness hearts aglow Aug 12	2	0	0	0	—	500
@__drewface Sounds great Aug 12	2	0	0	0	—	500
@FractalAuth @richardludlow That will get us awakened surely Aug 11	2	0	0	0	—	500
@richardludlow This is psychic power denial Aug 11	2	0	0	0	—	500
@SpiritDirtbag Good news for the fourth precept Aug 11	2	0	0	0	—	500
@IkkyusDen Many such cases Aug 11	2	0	0	0	—	500
@QiaochuYuan wdym Aug 7	0	0	1	0	—	500
@tasshinfogleman yes! i am a big fan Aug 3	2	0	0	0	—	500
@adavya_sharma plastic labs Aug 31	1	0	0	0	—	400
@richardludlow i said it SOUNDS evil, expecting him to counter with the company's virtuous mission. but he didn't Aug 31	1	0	0	0	—	400
@michaeltong_ No way Aug 30	1	0	0	0	—	400
@adavya_sharma @tasshinfogleman Come back bro ur room is empty (sorta) Aug 24	1	0	0	0	—	400
@WystanTBS @ethanwnel Yooooo ethan Aug 19	1	0	0	0	—	400
@chrislakin Incredible Aug 18	1	0	0	0	—	400
@tasshinfogleman So excited to be back! Aug 15	1	0	0	0	—	400
@corbindreams It helps me feel connected with some aspect of him since it doesn’t always feel that way in person. Plus it helps to imagine what a really constructive and healthy friendship would be like. Like IPF but more symmetrical Aug 15	1	0	0	0	—	400
@corbindreams Truthfully I had a ton of resentment towards him for being extremely aggro when I was younger. it was helpful for forgiveness to imagine him when he was my age and being in active combat. Then I realized I actually rlly liked hanging out with him in this way Aug 15	1	0	0	0	—	400
@tasshinfogleman Loveee this one Aug 15	1	0	0	0	—	400
@this_is_silvia woah Aug 13	1	0	0	0	—	400
@wilplatypus A very nice serpent directed me towards a delicious snack Aug 13	1	0	0	0	—	400
@christineist Same Aug 13	1	0	0	0	—	400
@affrodiziac_ True. But the logic is post hoc Aug 13	1	0	0	0	—	400
@funplings It does look like you Aug 13	1	0	0	0	—	400
@funplings @majamediaco Same Aug 11	1	0	0	0	—	400
@SpiritDirtbag Hahaha yes I decided to stop being an anon lurk! Aug 11	1	0	0	0	—	400
@PhaentGames Wolfwalkers was the first one I saw and I cried for an hour on a plane Aug 11	1	0	0	0	—	400
@adavya_sharma Stfu Aug 9	1	0	0	0	—	400
@funplings Wow accurate Aug 8	1	0	0	0	—	400
@WystanTBS aw Aug 8	1	0	0	0	—	400
@oryx_wren Yeah that’s a great lens. I think I’m just particularly sensitive to alcohol leading to misconduct and thus was repulsed Aug 7	1	0	0	0	—	400
@davidshimel too soon bro Aug 7	1	0	0	0	—	400
@QiaochuYuan ohhh wow. deep idiom lore Aug 7	1	0	0	0	—	400
@danielgolliher Liberal arts applications? Aug 31	0	0	0	0	—	300
@WystanTBS The last time ever?? Aug 30	0	0	0	0	—	300
@TylerAlterman Can’t resist anything with Blake art Aug 12	0	0	0	0	—	300
@adavya_sharma Certainly possible tho Aug 9	0	0	0	0	—	300
Total · 133 tweets in September 2026	38,933	293	136	12	1 boosted	4,054,100

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